Mel Brooks As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: ShannynSletcher 2 years ago She spelled it Periosd They seem like nice people.
Marilyn Pittman No sense in being pessimistic. After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Akhtar A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
How easy marriage is. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy. They both know how to hold a load of crap.
Mel Brooks I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. He was very old-fashioned though, and while he was happy to be in the delivery room to see his son born, he was NOT into the idea of coaching me through labor. We decided drugs ie - the epidural was the way to go. Sarah Brown My Nuts are Ok.
So most of us are pretty safe. Maureen Mower 1 year ago Luckily for me, I was never a drinker of alcohol to begin with, so that didn't change. But it does keep you off Facebook. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Johns When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? So most of us are pretty safe. Henry Lawson I don't know half of you as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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Howe The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise man is in his heart. Take my advice — I'm not using it.
Andre Gide I'm so cool, I make ice jealous! A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot! Anonymous Honesty is the best policy. After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Even her face creams and his night grunts would have entered into it. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Prochnow Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Blair Sabol I've never been jealous. Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand. Think up something appropriate and do it.
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Think up something appropriate and do it. A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days.
Think up something appropriate and do it. A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man who has no gills. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Not your original work? Unknown What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. Musselman Marriage is like a bank account.
Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time. George Eliot I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy. TribaLudi 2 years ago hahahaahaha.
He is an incomplete animal. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting. Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Cookies help us deliver our services. Henry Lawson I don't know half of you as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. Sarah Brown My Nuts are Ok. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.