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A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Johns When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? So most of us are pretty safe. Henry Lawson I don't know half of you as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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